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Now
I lay me 
Down
to sleep 
I
pray the Lord 
My
shape to keep.
Please
no wrinkles
Please
no bags
And
please lift my butt 
Before it sags.
Please
no age spots
Please
no gray
And
as for my belly,
Please
take it away. 
Please
keep me healthy
Please
keep me young,
And
thank you Dear Lord
 For
all that you've done. 
Five
tips for a woman.... 
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2.
It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3.
It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4.
It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5.
It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot
Note:
One
saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If
we don't
get
some support soon,
people will think we're nuts." |