"FUN HUMOR"

T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,"S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, 'T-G-I-F" mean 'Thank Goodness It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

The Funeral Service

David and Tara are getting ready for bed.
Tara is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

You know, dear! She says, I look in the mirror, and see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my behind is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby.
 
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
 
David studies her intently for a moment, thinking about how to respond,
then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

 
Services for David
will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 in St. Paul's Memorial Chapel.

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